If the news day keeps up like this...

...I might be able to keep my mind off of my swollen eye and busted lip from Krav Maga last night. To start we have an NBA owner saying what I've always wanted to say to professional sports players. Then, we have a federal judge, not some county gavel-slinger, citing Billy Madison in a court footnote. Taken with House Republicans doing what the damn Democrats ought to be, namely challenging the handing over of our ports to a foreign government that harbors terrorists, it's all still not as interesting as The Donald saying he'd more or less nail his daughter. She is pretty hot though. But, ewww.