Blog Post #100...just a little late is all

For several weeks I had GRAND plans for what to do with my 100th post, which led to procrastination, which led to other delays, which led to more procrastination and more delays...you get it...

So, here it is, just another post:

A real step toward male reproductive responsibility!

There's going to be a trial of a men's pill that doesn't involve female hormones. Now if they can just keep the study participants' heads from growing to the size of beach balls. Yes, I did mean the heads between their shoulders, sicko.

Miami Zoo Exibits Poop

This one's for you, sis.

Oh, S#!t. And we thought we had problems with anorexia before now.

Yes, calorie-restricted diets seem to prolong life. Sweet Jeebus, we're stuck with Naomi Campbell's skinny, grouchy, cel phone-throwing a$$ forever! Oh, the humanity.

I'm off to heat up my Lean Cuisine. Have a good one.