Unenviable Position of the Modern Liberal

So, anyone who knows me well knows that, IMHO the reason liberals are having trouble getting things done in this nation is that as a group have fractured viewpoints. The right has one viewpoint, they're sheep. The left has a myriad of viewpoints on each issue, let alone overall, and it's hard to get one, solid voting block together. Critical thinking is a bitch when it comes to politics.

Now, there is evidence to suggest we've got a more, well...biological problem. We aren't reproducing enough. Oops.

So, in order to win back the country, we've got to be globally irresponsible and reproduce more?

Terrific.

Well, I still insist we have more and better sex than the right. We just practice safe (and smart, and fun, and...well..you know) sex. Let's see a scientific study on that.