Profiling is Good, Dummies

UK Muslims are grumbling about a plan to profile air travelers including ethnic and religious backgrounds. Hey, kids. This is one of the BEST tools in the world to catch terrorists and I'm all for it on one condition: that all Muslims from Saudi Arabia and Pakistan get the full-on 'jelly-finger' treatment. I'm talking full body cavity search deep and hard. Because, let's face it folks, even if our government is in complete and utter denial and calls these people our allies in the war on terror...We all know that they are producing terrorists like the US produces fat kids.