Pretty raw, but it made me laugh out loud on a ROUGH morning

So, I was reading an article on how the government's surveillance of protests includes gay groups protesting "don't ask-don't tell." Suddenly I looked over and saw an ad for this company Outspoken Clothing. The t-shirt made me laugh so hard I'm sure I scared the old guy in the office next to me a few weeks less to live. I know I'm probably going to hell for it. But, I LOVE this statement.

"May the fetus you save be a black, gay, Wiccan, Democrat."

I wish someone would teach me to say it in Gaelic.