Oh, man....OUCH!

Can you think of anything worse than science pointing at your crotch and saying "Look, it's just like a penis, only smaller!"

Looks like in the race for "Saddest Story of the Year," we've suddenly got ourselves a contest.

If they can find the soldier who figured this out, he deserves a medal

Seriously. I wanted to be a marine when I was younger. I've seen Heartbreak Ridge more times than should be admitted in public. "Improvise. Adapt. Overcome."

It's snowing in Hell, but I'm still smiling

Well, I fell once while shoveling ruts in the drive so we could get out easily and once on the way to my office. That got all the piss and vinegar out of me and I headed over to the dining hall for a hot mocha and chuckled out loud at all the grouchy people waddling over the inch of snow. Staying mad after going @$$ down twice is just asking for trouble.

The really good news is the temerature is dropping rapidly. We'll be looking at solid ice in about an hour. I think I'll bundle up and go sit on the porch and watch the college kids bust their @$$es on the way in.

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