I want to impregnate Sarah Silverman
See my post below on why she's probably the worst mate for me ever. But, Bryan just sent me a link to her MTV Movie Awards monologue.
She has bigger balls than four of me, and I'm not dangling grapes.
NOT even CLOSE to worksafe. No outright curse words, but several bleeped ones and RAW content...which is why it's awesome and she's so hot she could melt stone.
Link.
EDIT(because I can't help myself):AND she's Jewish...bestill my beating heart. If she had tattoos and dreadlocks I'd have her name branded on my ass.
She has bigger balls than four of me, and I'm not dangling grapes.
NOT even CLOSE to worksafe. No outright curse words, but several bleeped ones and RAW content...which is why it's awesome and she's so hot she could melt stone.
Link.
EDIT(because I can't help myself):AND she's Jewish...bestill my beating heart. If she had tattoos and dreadlocks I'd have her name branded on my ass.
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Sarah RULES. It's nice to see Paris labeled correctly... 100% USDA Whore.
I love miss Silverman.
I love her so.
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